Porchin’ with the baby. (Stop talking about beer, Chuck!)

How is this even possible?

How is this even possible?

Chuck pet this hummingbird and didn’t wake me up. He’s dead now cos I don’t believe in divorce.

Chuck pet this hummingbird and didn’t wake me up. He’s dead now cos I don’t believe in divorce.

Asleep yet? Nope, just angry baby face.

Asleep yet? Nope, just angry baby face.

Unicorns! Stars! OMG!!! It’s so amazing I wanna die!

Unicorns! Stars! OMG!!! It’s so amazing I wanna die!

LOOK AT ME WITH MY SUPER AWESOME WRAP SKILLZ, BITCHEZZZZ!

LOOK AT ME WITH MY SUPER AWESOME WRAP SKILLZ, BITCHEZZZZ!

Pants

Pants

First crib nap. Whaaaaaat?

First crib nap. Whaaaaaat?

This is a swing we got as a hand me down, so we don’t have a manual. Is she too young for it? Her breathing is questionable and I feel like her chin is too tucked. That’s as reclined as it goes. Chuck thinks I’m crazy.

This is a swing we got as a hand me down, so we don’t have a manual. Is she too young for it? Her breathing is questionable and I feel like her chin is too tucked. That’s as reclined as it goes. Chuck thinks I’m crazy.