Snuggle puppy.

Snuggle puppy.

All cleaned up with Dr. “Why Am I Up Here?” Pickles. And a magic eraser, wet rag, dry rag and a homemade wood polish. HIGH FIVE! (Also, be careful if you use the magic eraser on wood. This had a lot of buildup and I was fine if I needed to refinish.)

All cleaned up with Dr. “Why Am I Up Here?” Pickles. And a magic eraser, wet rag, dry rag and a homemade wood polish. HIGH FIVE! (Also, be careful if you use the magic eraser on wood. This had a lot of buildup and I was fine if I needed to refinish.)

Oh, Sophie.

Oh, Sophie.

Ok, I guess. #gitinmahbelleh #glutenfree #eeeeeeeeeepizza

Ok, I guess. #gitinmahbelleh #glutenfree #eeeeeeeeeepizza

Shenanigans.

Shenanigans.

I’ve been cutting roses like it’s my job cos the “grasshoppers” are eating them (everything). Thanks, motherfuckers. #ihatelocusts

I’ve been cutting roses like it’s my job cos the “grasshoppers” are eating them (everything). Thanks, motherfuckers. #ihatelocusts

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Tissue? I don’t even know you. (Now I wanna do sneeze videos of everyone I know.)

She has had about an hour of fussiness when nothing worked, didn’t want to pee or nurse, then peed and then… She gave in to the smoosh and bounce. Won’t let go of the necklace.

She has had about an hour of fussiness when nothing worked, didn’t want to pee or nurse, then peed and then… She gave in to the smoosh and bounce. Won’t let go of the necklace.

Boo!

Boo!

If you’re not melting chocolate chips and peanut butter together and putting it on gf graham crackers, I don’t even wanna hear about it. #smh

If you’re not melting chocolate chips and peanut butter together and putting it on gf graham crackers, I don’t even wanna hear about it. #smh

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